deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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bonerbabe:

boy moans are so nice

(Source: bonerbae, via astrologeewhizzness)

riannafinch:

Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age

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• 0: Height:
• 1: Age:
• 2: Shoe Size:
• 3: Do you Smoke:
• 4: Do you Drink:
• 5: Do you take drugs:
• 6: Age you get mistaken for:
• 7: Have Tattoos:
• 8: Want any tattoos:
• 9: Got any Piercings:
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• 17: Someone you miss:
• 18: Most traumatic experience:
• 19: A fact about your personality:
• 20: What I hate most about myself:
• 21: What I love most about myself:
• 22: What I want to be when I get older:
• 23: My relationship with my sibling(s):
• 24: My relationship with my parent(s):
• 25: My idea of a perfect date:
• 26: My biggest pet peeves:
• 27: A description of the girl/boy I like:
• 28: A description of the person I dislike the most:
• 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
• 30: What I hate the most about work/school:
• 31: What y last text message says:
• 32: What words upset me the most:
• 33: What words make me feel the best about myself:
• 34: What I find attractive in women:
• 35: What I find attractive in men:
• 36: Where I would like to live:
• 37: One of my insecurities:
• 38: My childhood career choice:
• 39: My favorite ice cream flavor:
• 40: Who wish I could be:
• 41: Where I want to be right now:
• 42: The last thing I ate:
• 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately:
• 44: A random fact about anything:

doujinsushi:

i call taking off my makeup “unveiling the beast”

(via kristinlikescats)

Too busy doing the saving
To be saved.

(Source: petals0farose)